What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 10:14

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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